This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for useless products. How can I block all this nonsense? It's pushing me over the edge.
- I just want get a real email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
Make This Spam Stop You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Go away
- Just stop it
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, get more info and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Annoying Texts
You think you're so slick, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I give a damn for your hoax. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.